How stupid am I?! Let's find out!

[] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it. (Never seen it)

[x] I type only with my pointer fingers. (doesnt make me stupid!!!!! im fast at least! )

[] I have accidently caught something on fire. (dont think sooo... only purposely! *devilish grin)

[] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (no but its missed my mouth by a wee bit)

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird. (YA SO DOESNT MAKE ME STUPID! THIS THING IS MEAN! WAAAA!!!! just playin if i was upset at it id yell at it!)

[x] I've caught myself drooling. (rarely)

[] I've accidently caused an explosion. (not xactly somethin like it tho. my friend sugar u all prolly kno her... almost made her house xplode. pancakes! bet that got ya hooked on hearin the story!)

[] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh. (if it was all seroius and then suddenly some1 said it ya i would)

[] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...

[] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[] I just tried to lick my elbow. (HA! I've already tried to!)

[] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice". (no jst 2 shut up)

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking. (tah! yA!)

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math. (cmon hoo doesn't?)

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle. ( a bike and i think a car but it was movin slow. yhe bike sure wasnt tho! ive jumped off of them a couple times)

[x] I ate a bug for $5 or less. (it was 4 my 5th grade prty. i ate 3 acutally they wre dead tho and supposedly cheese flavored. im tellin u rite now they werent)

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

[] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk (That's.... specific....)

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Not in my hand, but it seriously is usually right in front of me)

[] I accidently break a lot of things...

[] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when im confused. (sometimes. or daydreaming!)

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about. (rarely

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

I have 14 stupid points! Or however u say it!